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1 A Letter To My Mugger on Tue Nov 03, 2009 7:27 am

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This is a funny craigslist ad that runs occasionally and some of you may have received it via email. Basically this guy and his lady are walking in the dark when a mugger tried to take mug them, well it didnt work out like he planned lol.

TO THE GUY WHO TRIED TO MUG ME IN DOWNTOWN SAVANNAH LAST NIGHT

* I hope you somehow come across this message. I'd like to apologize. *
*I didn't expect you to crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that evening, and it wasn't that cold outside. *
*You see, my girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 ..45 ACP pistol for Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening. Beautiful pistol, eh? *
*It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, isn't it? I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge flopping about in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse since you also ended up leaving your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. I couldn't have you calling up any of your buddies to come help you try to mug us again. *
*I took the liberty of calling your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, and explaining to her your situation. I also bought myself and four other people in the gas station this morning a tank full of gas on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful! I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all of the cash in your wallet. *
* I threw the wallet in a fancy, pink "pimp mobile" parked at the curb after I broke the windshield and side window out and keyed the drivers side. I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. They'll be on your bill in case you'd like to know which ones. Ma Bell just shut down the line, and I've only had the phone for a little over a day now, so I don't know what's going on with that. I hope they haven't permanently cut off your service. *
*I could only get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI with it. The FBI guy was really pissed and we had a long chat (I guess while he traced the number). *
*I'd also like to apologize for not killing you and instead making you walk back home humiliated. I'm hoping that you'll reconsider your choice of path in life. Next time you might not be so lucky.*
*- Alex -*
*P.S. Remember this motto...... an armed society is a polite society!*


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2 Re: A Letter To My Mugger on Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:34 pm

lol never seen that one before. lol

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3 Re: A Letter To My Mugger on Thu Nov 05, 2009 9:41 pm

LOL THATS SOME FUNNY shat

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4 Re: A Letter To My Mugger on Fri Nov 06, 2009 5:31 pm

never heard that one but i did hear about an old woman walking in the park in new york. a man jumps out of the trees to attemped to rape her. come to find out she was a black belt instucter at the local judo club when she was done she called him an ambulance and the police. he had a broke arm and nose severle cracked ribs.

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